Everyone wants to “transform” themselves. Ugggh!

VeronicaVeronica is my evil tarot reading twin. Each friday she graces us with her presence and offers up her best advice….

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Hezicos Tarot by Mary Griffin

Everyone wants “transformation”!

If you’ve ever been to a life coach’s website or even a new agey site, you will see the word “transformation” splattered all over it, like seagull crap on a pier.

But what IS “transformation”? Simple answer: DEATH!

Oh, so you want to “transform” your life? No, you want your old self to die off.

Do you want to “transform” your thinking? No, you want to murder your negative thoughts.

So why does everyone go around saying “blah blah blah, transformational, blah blah, bullshit, bullshit, blab”?

Because Death is the low effort option, whereas Transformation sounds like a lot of exhausting, hard work, which most average dumbfucks looooove. Or at least love to talk about.

So this weekend, ask yourself: “what old habits would l like to lay to rest?”

OR “what part of my life would l like to have a mini funeral for?”

OR “what aspects of myself would l like to violently shank to death and then forcibly reincarnate as something entirely different?” oh, wait, that sounds more like “transformation”. Nevermind!

3 thoughts on “Everyone wants to “transform” themselves. Ugggh!”

  1. Mwhahahahaha! …Veronica is SOOO right! Reminds me of all the reasons I like the death card! Especially like the “murder” negative thoughts…puts a hole in the whole goodie goodie always positive ‘transformational’ thing in one fell shank-poke. Change is also a little-death, which explains why so many people are so terrified of it. Amazing post – as always! 😀

  2. I’d like to shake the too serious part of me that doesn’t see things as clearly as Veronica does!

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