Sexual Energy & Intuition: Interview with Allie Theiss

How does sexual energy influence your intuition?

How can you boost your sexual energy to improve psychic senses?

Join me as I talk with Allie Theiss, professional Sex Coach, 6th generational intuitive and author of Out of Body Ecstasy!

Allie’s website:

Allie’s podcasts:
The Passion Zone
The Allie Theiss Show

Allie’s show:
Amore with Allie

What was your biggest takeaway from this interview? Let me know in the comments below!

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Angel Card Reading for April 21 – 27

Have a lovely week :)

Posted in April 2014, Weekly Tarot Forecast Videos | 4 Comments

Get a little “me-time” this weekend…

fridays with veronicaVeronica is my evil twin, alter ego, and a real maverick of sorts. She spends her days swanning about her apartment, writing smut, eating cheesecake and god knows what else. On Friday’s she does a horrifically unhelpful reading for you to enjoy…..

the hermit

The Housewive’s Tarot

Today’s message comes from The Hermit.

Spend this weekend soaking in the tub, ordering take out, eating chocolate and reading filthy romance novels.

Oh wait, I just remembered its Easter Weekend. F##K!

I guess your supposed to spend time with family, cook a boring dinner and humor everyone.

Well, no matter what you do this weekend, be sure to squeeze in a little me-time – if anything, it will keep you sane!

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The 4 “Secrets” to Being an Amazing Tarot Reader

You may think that being an amazing Tarot reader means saying profound things at every turn, solving all your clients problems or having your tarot card meanings memorized to a tee.

But it totally doesn’t!

There are 4 things you can do that differentiate a ho-hum, average Tarot reading to a totally amazing, life changing Tarot reading.

And lucky you, I am going to be telling you all about these 4 “keys” to giving awesome Tarot readings during my free, live webinar + Q&A session!

 Join me on

Wednesday, April 16th 

6pm PDT/9pm EDT

Click here to sign up!


But first I want to give you a sneak peek at what I will be sharing with you tomorrow night….

4 Things That Will Make Your Tarot Readings Awesome:

1) Be relaxed and open

Tension and fear effect your intuition like cheese effects your colon. It blocks things up. Meditation can act like a laxative for your 6th sense!

If that metaphor didn’t entice you to attend my webinar, then I don’t know what will!

2) Use your intuition & creativity!

I will be showing you some ways to do this, even if you think you’re the least intuitive/psychic person in the world.

3) Connect the cards and see the “big picture” message

Many readers want to get better at connecting the cards in a reading. I will give you some easy tips for making your readings more cohesive and less blocky.

4) Reading the “negative” cards in an empowering, positive way

Have you ever given someone a reading and everything was going tickety-boo and then the last card you turn over is The Devil!

Shit! What do you do?

I am going to show you what to do. In my live webinar, right here.

Live Q&A Session

After the webinar, there will be a live Q&A session, where you can ask me ANYTHING about Tarot reading. This is the part I am really looking forward to, so I hope you can attend and ask me some juicy questions!

Come with your cards handy as we will be doing some fun tarot exercises.

Hope to see you there!!!

Click here to sign up!


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Tarot Reading for the Week Ahead

Have a lovely week and please join me on Wednesday night for my free webinar and live
Q & A :)

Posted in April 2014, Weekly Tarot Forecast Videos | 4 Comments

What you should do this weekend…

fridays with veronicaVeronica is my terrible alter ego to whom I give free reign for a few minutes on a Friday, so she can write this reading for you. Her advice is always bad, so be sure not to take it ;)

the fool

The Fairytale Tarot by Karen Mahony

The Fool is here to say It’s okay to be an idiot if it means you get to have an adventure!

Being smart is overrated and always leads to boring evenings spent watching TV with safe, dull people.

Have you been wearing mostly beige, black and brown lately? Time to color it up! buy a crazy scarf in a bright color or wear some sky blue tights (even if your a guy).

Do something different this weekend – go on a mini adventure. Pack some smelly cheeses in a sac along with grapes, crackers and wine. Take it to the park along with a blank notebook and pen.

Then, plunk yourself down on a grassy knoll and pen some erotic fiction as you proceed to get drunk in public and gorge yourself on cheese.

Gosh, just writing this I am getting so excited for the weekend! I can’t f#$*ing wait!

If you are trying to make an important decision, don’t ask yourself if its the right decision, ask if it will lead to thrills and adventure.

Now is not the time to play it safe. Be reckless, be wild and enjoy it!

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The Tarot Court Cards….In Bed! Part 2: The Pages

Learning the Tarot Court Cards was the most challenging aspect of becoming a Tarot reader!

For me, trying to learn the Tarot Court Card meanings felt like being at a really boring party and attempting to remember the names of all the boring guests that I knew I’d never see again.

Why bother?

And yet, Court Cards kept showing up in my readings, much to my irritation. So I knew I had to buckle down and learn the little fuckers.

How did I do it? I had fun with them.

I fleshed out the characters of each Court Card in my head. And at the incessant urging of my evil twin Veronica, I forced myself to consider each and every Court Card as a sexual being.

I already presented you with the smutty side of the Tarot Queens, so now it’s time to get nasty with the Tarot Pages….

The Tarot Pages in Bed

The Pages are somewhat androgynous, which makes this all the more fun!

A Page can be either a young man or young woman. Some decks show the Pages as young women, while the Rider-Waite-Smith portrays them as youthful girly-boys.

The Pages are still finding themselves sexually and they represent the immature qualities of their suit.

The Page of Cups

Robin-Wood Tarot

Robin-Wood Tarot

Suit qualities: emotions, feelings, relationships

Personality traits: He’s spaced out and slutty!

Young, artsy, footloose and fancy-free, the Page of Cups is the ultimate sexual explorer.

Ever the opportunist, this Page sees the sexy potential in everyone and everything. He/she knows that any dorm party, sculpting class or job interview could turn into a spontaneous, erotic adventure at any moment! So he’s always prepared and ready to go.

If you ever date the Page of Cups he will be disarmingly romantic – writing you songs, painting you in the nude and reenacting the pottery wheel scene from Ghost.

But then he’ll nail your sister.

He doesn’t mean to hurt others or make them feel used, its just a natural consequence of his carefree sexual nature.

Secret fantasy: rolling around naked on a canvas covered in paint.

The Page of Wands

Hanson-Roberts Tarot

Hanson-Roberts Tarot

Suit qualities: creativity, passion, career, action

Personality traits: He’s adventurous, stupidly brave and full of energy!

The Page of Wands is so energetic in the sack that it’s irritating.

This dude can go all night, but after a while you start to get that panicky feeling like when someone has you cornered at a party and just won’t stop talking. You just want it to end!

This sexy Page is very adventurous and up for anything. No matter what bizarre sex ideas you have, this guy will try it.

He is often drawn to older women, which is a good thing because he could stand to learn a little finesse in the bedroom.

There’s more to lovemaking than just thrusting away like a high-speed sex robot. But the Page of Wands does not know this yet.

Secret fantasy: Being a powerful Sheik, surrounded by a harem of beautiful women

The Page of Pentacles

Crystal Visions Tarot

Crystal Visions Tarot

Suit qualities: money, health, home, the body

Personality traits: She’s studious, inquisitive and loves to learn

The Page of Pentacles loves to study up on everything, so naturally she is educating herself on the carnal arts!

But she prefers to read rather than do.

She may sit in a stuffy library devouring The Kama Sutra and The Joy of Sex, but she’s much too reserved to go grab some guy from the bar down the street to experiment on.

This nerdy Page is totally at home in her own body, but she’d rather sit up in a tree strumming her own Lute than join an orchestra. Promiscuous she is not!

But her fortress walls can be penetrated. Just invite her back to your place to see your antique book collection and she’ll be putty in your hands.

Secret fantasy: Seducing her Philosophy professor at the front of an empty lecture hall.


The Page of Swords

The Paulina Tarot

The Paulina Tarot

Suit qualities: intellect, thoughts, mind, communication

Personality traits: She’s a tad mentally unstable

This crazy gal read 50 Shades of Grey like everyone else and now pretends to be into BDSM just because its trendy.

She proudly displays her handcuffs and riding crop for all her bedroom visitors to see. Not because she’s kinky but because she wants people to think she’s dark and edgy.

The Page of Swords doesn’t realize it yet, but missionary position, vanilla sex with a generic, dentally perfect hunk is what really lights her loins on fire.

She does not yet know who she is sexually, but that’s okay. She’ll figure it out eventually. In the meantime, she’s content to half-heartedly dominate you.

Secret fantasy: Marrying a male model.


So there you have it! The sexy side of the Tarot Pages!


Now it’s your turn….

Which page can you most closely relate to and why? Tell me all about it in the comments below!

Posted in March 2014, Tarot Tips, Veronica Noir | Tagged , , , , , , | 7 Comments

Oracle Card Reading for the Upcoming Week :)

Have a lovely week and check out my upcoming Tarot webinar + Live Q & A!

Posted in April 2014 | 2 Comments

Terrible Advice for Your Weekend…

fridays with veronicaVeronica Noir is my horrible alter ego. She reads Tarot Cards, writes dirty books and can make a mean cappuccino cheesecake! She loves giving shocking, offensive advice via this weekly blog…

five of cups

Housewives Tarot

Sometimes shit just doesn’t go your way.

But you always have the choice of rolling with it or digging in your heels and getting really, really pissed.

Personally, I like the second option best. Why does everything have to be positive, anyway?

Everyone’s always quick to say stupid shit like:

“look on the bright side!”

“every cloud has a silver lining!”

Fuck that. I like to revel in my misery.

So this weekend, if you feel grumpy, embrace it! Don’t try to run, don’t try to put a positive spin on it. Really immerse yourself in it. Play it for all its worth!

If you don’t allow yourself the decadent luxury of unchaperoned suffering from time to time, how will you ever know true happiness?


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Exploring Your Intuition: An Interview with Dr. Cara Gubbins


Join me as I chat with Cara Gubbins about intuition and intuitive development!

Dr. Cara Gubbins is a Spiritual Intuitive, Animal Intuitive, and Pet Medium. Her research has been featured on CNN, the BBC, the Discovery Channel, and National Geographic Specials.

In this interview we discuss:

What intuition is and how it works

How to connect with your intuition (even when your feeling stressed out or upset!)

Is it your intuition or just your ego/thoughts/fears? How to tell the difference.

Blocks to intuition

How to access intuition via dreams

Check out Cara’s Intuition course:

Free download! 11 ways to access your inner guidance:

Share your thoughts in the comments below!


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