Universal Waite Tarot
Question of the day: What coffin do you long to burst out of? What tiresome “role” makes you feel like a zombie? It’s time to bust loose!
Judgement is here to let you know that a re-birth is in order. This card is choc-full of phallic and vaginal symbolism – people leaping out of dark boxes and an angel going to town on a large golden “trumpet”. Good god! What does is all mean?
It means wake the fuck up and start living! It’s easy to corpse-walk your way through life, but who wants to do that?
The trumpet actually symbolizes your divine calling. Are you going to listen and act? Or are you going to stay in that safe little coffin of yours?
But how do you do that? Let me tell you…..
Do ONE THING today that a zombie would be incapable of doing. You’ll be surprised by how this eliminates most of your daily activites Then report back here and share what you did!
Today’s Tarot card is Six of Cups and it is all about helping a friend out. Someone needs your assistance today – perhaps it is just a kind work of encouragement that is needed or maybe a little more.
But here’s a word of warning – help only if it feels good for you. Don’t help out of a sense of should or duty – especially if it feels heavy and draining for you.
Someone could use your help today, but its your genuine spirit of generosity that is needed, not the actual action of help, if that makes sense!
Help is only helpful if it is freely given. And remember…there is no shame in saying “no”.
Tarot of the Mermaids
Today’s Tarot card is the Nine of Pentacles and it is all about discovering the treasures you already have. It is tempting to think about what you want to manifest, but this cards suggests you actually don’t need all that stuff.
You have a treasure trove of inner riches that are still waiting to be explored! I am talking about your untapped psychic potential, your inner blissful states that can be achieved through meditation, and much more!
You don’t need tv, shopping malls and internet – exploring your consciousness and energy is fascinating enough, even though you may not have considered this. So consider it now!
Tonight, instead of plugging into something electronic, go within and see what’s there. Get quiet and then…watch and wait…see what happens!
Archangel Oracle Cards by Doreen Virtue
You have recently had a brilliant idea…perhaps more than one! Don’t ignore it – write it down, sleep on it and then make an action plan so you can make your idea come to life!
Inspiration will come to you like a thunderbolt and then as quickly as it came, it is gone. So you need to act fast and grasp the inspiration as it arrives.
Whatever you do, don’t say “well, I will do this when I have more time.” The time is now or else the idea would not have come to you!
Animal Wisdom Tarot by Dawn Brunke
The Eight of Shells (aka Eight of Cups), comes today to remind you that you may never feel you have enough. You many never feel like you have “arrived” – so don’t go striving for something that doesn’t exist!
Like the octopus, you want to touch many different things! You want to do a little of this, a little of that, all with the hope that something will satisfy that deep, inner craving….but for what? You aren’t sure.
The best thing you can do today is retract your tentacles from all the distractions of your life. Meditate in a quiet room and pretend you are at the bottom of the ocean, relaxing in the still, deep waters.
When you stop searching, you may just find what you’ve been looking for!
Veronica is my evil twin and she loves to give bad advice! She wrote this reading at midnight while sipping Bailey’s and watching some smutty late night foreign film. Enjoy…
New Palladini Tarot
The Knight of Cups is at it again! Drinking on the job and raising his martini glass to toast his newest adventure. I like this guy!
But you know what I really like about him? He wears pink. Out of all the testosterone fueled Knights, this guy is blatantly androgynous – or dare I say feminine?
His colleagues (the other three knights) may wield phallic objects and look all serious, but he went “fuck this. I’m going to have a drink and wear a pink feather in my helmet. And I don’t give two shits where I end up as long as its interesting and fun.”
Today, be like the Knight of Cups! Contrary to what Kate said on Monday and Tuesday, don’t make a plan! Get distracted! Go wherever the wind takes you and raise a glass to all wandering spirits. Enjoy the journey!
*Are you an aspiring business lady (or man)? Want to hear my cracked out business advice? Check out Kris Oster’s rockin’ blog right here to read my article Get Drunk on the Beach!
The Lovers come to you today to remind you be rational and sensible, despite feeling passionate about something.
It’s great to feel caught up in passion and excitement – whether its for a person, project, hobby or idea – but don’t make any decisions when you are this excited about something.
Wait until the passion has died down to commit yourself. Commitments made in the heat of the moment are usually a mistake. Yes, follow your passion, but don’t follow it blindly.
Make sure you give yourself space to take a breath and choose wisely.
*Can’t wait until Friday to get your dose of Veronica? Check out her article Get Drunk on the Beach on Kris Oster’s blog and learn how to be successful in business (and life!)
Vibrational Energy Oracle Cards by Debbie A. Anderson
You are in a period of transformation at the moment – transitioning from one phase to the next. It helps to know this and to be gentle to yourself as you grow your wings
Emerging into an expanded and free version of yourself isn’t easy. Some days it can feel awful, confusing and frustrating. But think of the butterfly and process it goes through in the cocoon.
Everyday you have the option of changing and transforming yourself and how you see and experience things. Nothing stays the same, even if you sometimes think so.
It’s time to get out of your own way and let your wings emerge!
Animal Wisdom Tarot by Dawn Brunke
Don’t get distracted! You are on track, doing well, so don’t give up now. Distractions abound, but keep your eye on the prize and keep trucking.
The Seven of Feathers (aka Seven of Swords) warns that you aren’t at the stage where you should let your guard down and start slacking off!
Do you have “shiny object syndrome”? Do you find yourself getting pulled away from your work very easily? For example, you are busy writing an epic blog post when suddenly you think “Dancing with the Stars is on”, then you start watching it and before you know it you’ve spent all night watching TV.
Procrastination disguises itself in shiny objects – don’t fall victim to its sparkly ploys! Keep focused. The shiny things can wait. They will always be there, trust me!