Veronica Noir, The Daily Tarot Girl’s evil counterpart, is here to kick some sense into you with her uncompassionate style of Tarot reading. She usually writes these half-drunk, so take her advice with a grain of salt…or a tablespoon!
Today’s Tarot card is the Five of Cups, and boy oh boy is this mermaid PISSED!
This lady of the sea is knocking her cups this way and that shouting “well this is shit! This is shit! Don’t want this!”
Can you relate? I know I can!
Your life needs an overhaul. And guess what? It’s going to take more than the occasional yoga class or date night to vamp it up properly.
First of all, let me just say this: Of course your in a miserly state! People are dicks and life isn’t the cake walk that The Secret claimed it to be. I know, I know.
But you need to get a grip. Things aren’t so glum! The three cups at the bottom of the card represent three sneaky things you can do right now that will inject some orgasmicness into your veins…
No, not heroin. I was thinking salsa dancing lessons or something along those lines. But whatever you do, get out of your funk already. Because its totally boring.