The secret ingredient to a decadent lifestyle…

fridays with veronica

Veronica is my evil twin and I let her scrawl her silliness all over my blog every Friday. Her readings are deep, insightful and full of penis innuendos. Let’s see what nonsense advice she has for you today…

9 of pents

Morgan Greer Tarot

Just like a spectator at an orgy, the fancy lady of the Nine of Pentacles reclines with ease and luxuriously nibbles on grapes!

Do you wish you could be this fancy lady?

Guess what? You can!

All you need is a falcon, some head jewels and the understanding that everything feels more decadent when you just sit back, relax and eat grapes.

If the kids are fighting this weekend, don’t intervene. Sit back, relax and eat some grapes. Pretend your watching gladiators in a Roman coliseum.

Friends boring you with tiresome, detailed stories about their latest vacation? Sit back, relax and eat grapes. Indulge in a lurid sex fantasy about Daniel Craig. Your friends won’t even know!

Can’t stand the thought of cooking dinner for your in-laws on Sunday night? Fuck it. Sit back, relax and eat grapes. Order pizza.

So there you have it. A plan for your weekend!


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12 Responses to The secret ingredient to a decadent lifestyle…

  1. Kristen says:

    To relax between my wedding ceremony and reception I sat back and ate red grapes. It worked! I waltzed in to that reception feeling like a queen. 🙂

  2. Sarah Dawn says:

    This card is so lovely! I am considering buying this deck just for this card.

    I ordered Pizza last night, so I guess now I just need grapes…and my jeweled turban…where DID I put that thing? ;D

  3. Antonio says:

    On my way to the store to get grapes, and of course the result of grapes fermented!!!

  4. Maryse says:

    Hahaha! Daniel Craig works for me too!! And my friends do know. 🙂

  5. Scott says:

    I love you Veronica!

  6. Ellen says:

    Tomorrow no cooking for me; we are eating pizza!!!
    I like the detaching aspect of eating grapes. Can is be strawberries too? 😀
    Have a joyful weekend!

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