The REAL meaning of the Ten of Wands…

fridays with veronicaVeronica Noir is my batshit crazy twin sister. She is just like me except she’s brilliant, has no sense of guilt or shame, speaks her mind and does whatever she wants, when she wants! Kind of like a psychopath….but with a heart of gold. Oh, and she also reads Tarot…

10 of rods

Hezicos Tarot by Mary Griffin

Ah yes! The Ten of Rods (aka Ten of Wands) – a warning for you to plug your ears to the siren call of wanting more.

Here’s a depressing equation:

feeling empty + wanting more = taking on lots of  responsibilities, roles, hobbies and friends to make your life more meaningful and important + realizing your still empty, but now your also exhausted = resentment x 100

I was always crappy at math, so the above equation may not make sense to you, but that’s not the point.

The point is, all your roles and duties will only weigh you down on the adventure of life!

Do you knowsomeone who is always informing you of all the different roles they play? For example, a friend who says shit like “I’m a wife, mother, sister, chef, girl guide leader, janitor, blah, blah, blah” and you all you can think is holy fuck, when do you have time to fap?

While the Urban Dictionary defines the term fap as “the onomatopoeic representation of masturbation”, I would like to extend that definition to include all activities that are pleasurable but ultimately serve no purpose – like watching Entertainment Tonight, googling hot celebrities, organizing your nail polish collection – stuff like that.

Make time to fap. A life without adequate fap time will only foster resentment.


On a different note.....the second episode of the Menage A Tarot podcast is up! Click here to listen 🙂

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12 Responses to The REAL meaning of the Ten of Wands…

  1. Maria says:

    haha, as always your alter ego Veronica speaks the real meaning behind the tarotcards! I wish she could come every day, but maybe it wouldn’t be as much fun then?

    😀 Have a lovely weekend, Kate, and looking already forward to the weekly cards:)

    • Kate says:

      Awww, Veronica will be so thrilled to hear that 😉 I don’t know what would become of this site if I let her foul mouth run the show full time! Ha!

  2. Zetta says:

    “Make time to fap. A life without adequate fap time will only foster resentment.”

    Best. Advice. Ever. I want a poster for my wall….

  3. Antonio says:

    Thank You for helping me feel better… After my morning fap!

    Later, I will use your reading to teach my composition students about learning new words, how to extend the meaning of a word, redefinition, onomatopoeia, and conceptualization!

    With proper attribution Lol

    More seriously, it made very clear why I was feeling uneasy about someone specifically, about those people whose description of their day makes me want to take a nap.

    Have a great fapping weekend! (my intelligent keyboard has asked me to press again to remember the word fapping, not weekend.)


  4. Anselma says:

    I totally love that!!! :o)))) cheers!!

  5. EG says:

    Just fabulous! <3 Thank you!

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