Veroncia is my evil twin/alter ego who writes awful Tarot readings on Friday’s. She loves sneering at happy couples, eavesdropping on her neighbor’s fights and ignoring everyone on Facebook. Yes, she is totally evil…
The Six of Swords reminds me of my favorite super-bitchy spiritual saying “wherever you go, you take yourself with you.”
We all know some jerk who’s always spouting off about how this place sucks and why it’s way better someplace else.
Or maybe you do this.
Have you ever found yourself day-dreaming about having a different job, romantic partner or body?
Well guess what?
It’s easy to romanticize something that you don’t have to encounter every fucking day. The reality is never the juicy utopia of your fantasies!
And here’s the bombshell…if your not awesome, your surroundings never will be.
So if you find yourself in a state of transition, which the Six of Swords suggests, don’t get your panties in a twist trying to change everything and everyone around you.
Instead, transform yourself. Be more fabulous.
But how?! you ask.
Veronica’s Rules For Being More Fabulous
1. Stop going on Facebook. It’s just people’s boring wedding and baby pictures anyway.
2. Start using cash to pay for things….and always keep it stuffed in your bra (or jock strap).
3. Read smutty books in the break room at work and conduct live “readings” whenever possible!
Yep, just three rules. Should be simple for you. Good luck 😉