“Balance” is for Yoga dorks. But “Variety” is for Sultry Strumpets!

fridays with veronicaVeronica Noir is a mysteriously delinquent Tarot reader who travels the world, diving with sharks and dancing on tabletops. Her advice is horrific at best, yet often surprisingly helpful. Let’s see what she has to say about Temperance


Housewives Tarot

Today’s card is Temperance and guess what? It’s not about “balance” like you thought it was.

Balance is for ninnies who feel smug when they do yoga and drink green juice out of mason jars with a straw.

This Temperance card is about mixing it up! It’s about variety! Out with the same old, same old, in with the new and different.

“Balance” is a twisted concept invented by stir-crazy moms who try to convince themselves that they can be satisfied with a life of carpooling, monogamy and quiet desperation if only they could walk 3 x week and drink more water.

But variety is the spice of every sultry strumpet’s life! And as you can see here, it takes all kinds of ingredients to make a cake….not just white flour and tears.

Unless you get to play a variety of different roles and sample an array of tasty delectables….well, you’re just not living!

So this weekend, mix things up. Do something different.

Indulge your alter ego for once and do what he/she wants to do.


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4 Responses to “Balance” is for Yoga dorks. But “Variety” is for Sultry Strumpets!

  1. Rose says:

    You are so hilarious, Veronica! You really should go on the road as a stand-up tarot comic. I love your take on balance. I feel the same way about that annoying card when it comes up…the chains of restraint. Your version of balance is a welcome 180! I also gotta get that Housewives deck! Thanks for your refreshing point of view.

  2. Babbette says:

    Wow! This is so fitting! I did a daily draw today and got my action card as the 2 of pentacles (Robin Wood Tarot Deck) and my oracle message (Crystal Guidance Cards) as ‘Balance’! A prime example of tapping into the Universal energy! Thanks Veronica! 😉

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