Seven of Swords: “we should get together for coffee!!!” and other lies…

veronica 2My evil alter ego Veronica Noir is here to kick some sense into you with her bitchy Tarot reading! Veronica was selfless enough to take a moment out of her busy day of pedicures, naps and boy-toying to write you this snippet of advice. So take it! Or else….

seven of swords

The Housewives Tarot

You know when you run into someone you haven’t seen for a while and they say “oooh, we should get together for coffee!” but you know they are totally lying?

Then you say something like “well, I’m free all this week and all next week. Morning, noon and night – I’m open!”

And they say “hmm, yeah I’ll facebook you….”

And then they don’t.

It’s because they never actually wanted to have coffee and “catch up” with you. They don’t give a fuck. They’reΒ  just jerking off your ego out of misplaced politeness.

And let’s face it – we all jerk off each others egos out of misplaced politeness now and then. So here’s the deal. Stop saying things you don’t mean just so you can seem more amicable.

We all know you’re a total bitch anyway.

And stop giving a free pass to all those wankers in your life who act all nicey nicey when in reality they’d rather spend an afternoon plucking nipple hairs than drinking coffee with the likes of you!


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10 Responses to Seven of Swords: “we should get together for coffee!!!” and other lies…

  1. Ronda says:

    Veronica rulz…love it!!

  2. Trina says:

    Lovin the new artwork (Veronica & header) πŸ™‚

  3. Each time I read “jerking off”, I took it to mean something else what you maybe intended- totally different message! Then again, Veronica wrote this. I’ll have to think it over. Seven swords… yep.

  4. Antonio Gil says:

    HHahaha, what I do with these people is very simple: pull out the calendar and say, “when” and watch them squirm, make excuses, and it never happens again.

  5. Sue says:

    Oh if only…… I go by the tone in the voice and the set of the mouth, and the biggy, the eyes say it all….you’re lying; cow! !!I know you are. don’t jerk me around.
    However politeness says… ‘Oh yes how nice… isn’t that wonderful etc etc blah blah blah.
    Gripe gripe gripe.
    ‘Bye, hope your vodka cocktail doesn’t turn sour reading this…….snigger snigger, lol.

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