How is your life constipated?

veronica 2Veronica is my evil, Tarot reading twin. When she’s not writing for this blog, she’s out boozing and cruising for sweet young things and tapping out smut on her laptop! Oh, and she doesn’t give two shits about spelling things correctly, so don’t go emailing her about how she shouldn’t start a sentence with “and” or “but”….

knight of pents

Crystal Visions Tarot

The Knight of Pentacles is an incredibly practical man. He thinks things through.

But he’s also a boring, constipated, stuffed shirt who has no idea how to enjoy himself or move forward with his life.

The message he brings you is this….

“How are you being overly cautious in your life?”

There is nothing wrong with taking your time to think things through.

But overly planning things and being extra careful only work if we’re talking about birth control. Otherwise, it just sucks the magic out of daily life!

And here’s the thing – you were born naturally spontaneous and trusting in life. But then jerkoffs like your parents and evil robot school teachers instilled doubt in you by saying stuff like “without math 12 you will go nowhere!” and “you need to start saving for retirement now if you want to retire by age 80.”

Suddenly the world is a terrifying and cruel place, designed to break you and cause you misery.

Now I got off on a tangent…but what I want to tell you is that that is crap – pure and simple. The world is full of wonderful things – just think how many shrimp cocktails, cute boys and kitten videos exist right now.

I know, right?!

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8 Responses to How is your life constipated?

  1. Amy says:

    Omg. I flipping LOVE Veronica. I totally want her to do a reading for every card. Love it!

  2. Teresa says:

    So true, and sometimes all the Prince of Pentacles side of your personality (or significant other) needs is just a spark of an idea. If this fails push them into the water. I mean that literally a good spontaneous pool dip will so cool off that aspect. My personal favorite is to kidnap said person or proclaim myself kidnapped and take off for an unplanned destination. Thanks for the inspiration Veronica, somewhere there is a wildling calling me to join them.

  3. Donnalee says:

    I always love Veronica and appreciate this angle on the poor dull (but often so useful) knight. Thanks!

  4. simplysharon says:

    you are so funny. Thanks!

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