Veronica is my evil twin sister and voracious Tarot reader. Penning smut by day and vamping about the streets at night. This booze swilling “lady” won’t quit until she’s had her fill of thrills, peanut butter ice cream and younger men. Let’s see what slutty wisdom she’s rolled out for you today…
The other day I was sitting on the beach, reading Star magazine and sipping Margarita out of my stainless steel thermos, when two seagulls started to scrap!
This one seagull was a total dick, brutally attacking the other seagull and stealing his starfish. It was quite a scene.
But then like 20 seconds later, I spy these same two seagulls sitting side by side like lovers, watching the waves crash against the shore.
WTF? I thought
My good twin Kate said “wow, isn’t the capacity for forgiveness in the animal kingdom just amazing?”
And I said “no, they’re just really dumb. They don’t remember.”
Because Seagulls don’t have big, clunky human brains they lack the capacity to ruminate and stew about the shitty behavior of others. Lucky bastards.
So the message is this: you can either be an intelligent, grudge-holding, miserable mess or dumb and blissful.
No, you can’t be smart and happy – don’t be a greedy bitch!
So get to work and start putting your attention where it belongs….on dumbing yourself down.
You can start by reading Star magazine for a minimum one hour a day – that’s been working for me 😉