Why meditate when you could just do nothing?

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Are you one of those people who think you should meditate, but never seem to get around to it?

Here’s a tip: Meditation is just doing nothing.

Everyone thinks it’s some mystical thing requiring discipline and spirituality. It isn’t.

I would say it’s just like being lazy but it’s so much more than that…..it’s being lazy on purpose!

The reason you’re having trouble meditating is because you’re associating it with monks and jerks who do yoga. Stop it!

Meditation is the ultimate freedom – better than rollerskating with no underpants on or calling in fake-sick to work and staying home to eat chocolate-peanut-butter Coconut Bliss ice cream while watching Vampire Diaries re-runs on Netflix.

Want to meditate more? Start thinking of it as a time when you don’t have to do shit. You don’t even have to think! Which is probably why you watch all those stupid TV shows in the first place! Am I right?

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4 Responses to Why meditate when you could just do nothing?

  1. Ronda says:

    Mwhahaha! Best. Meditation. EVER!!

  2. Katy Star says:

    You’re absolutely right Veronica! It’s something I feel passionate about too..why does something so simple and meaningful as cleansing our minds of the clutter we build up inside every day have to be reserved for a special class of people? Or even for special occasions? Meditation is really as simple as you define it, maybe that’s why it can be so difficult for some 🙂

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