Is your life constipated?

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Veronica is my evil, Tarot reading twin. When she’s not writing for this blog, she’s out boozing and cruising for sweet young things and tapping out smut on her laptop! Oh, and she doesn’t give two shits about spelling things correctly, so don’t go emailing her about how she shouldn’t start a sentence with “and” or “but”….

knight of pents

Crystal Visions Tarot

The Knight of Pentacles is an incredibly practical man. He thinks things through.

But he’s also a boring, constipated, stuffed shirt who has no idea how to enjoy himself or move forward with his life.

The message he brings you is this….

“How are you being overly cautious in your life?”

There is nothing wrong with taking your time to think things through.

But overly planning things and being extra careful only work if we’re talking about birth control. Otherwise, it just sucks the magic out of daily life!

And here’s the thing – you were born naturally spontaneous and trusting in life. But then jerkoffs like your parents and evil robot school teachers instilled doubt in you by saying stuff like “without math 12 you will go nowhere!” and “you need to start saving for retirement now if you want to retire by age 80.”

Suddenly the world is a terrifying and cruel place, designed to break you and cause you misery.

Now I got off on a tangent…but what I want to tell you is that’s crap – pure and simple. The world is full of wonderful things – just think how many shrimp cocktails, cute boys and kitten videos exist right now.

I know, right?!

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7 Responses to Is your life constipated?

  1. Debbie says:

    So you say the Knight of Wands is a stuffed shirt..lacks spontaneity…But when I go to YOUR Tarot card meanings for the Knight of Wands you write this:
    Knight – An adventurous risk taker who follows his passions
    So which is it…A un-spontaneous stuffed shirt or an adventurous risk taker???

  2. Christina (Tina) Bott says:

    I love this chick! She has a “TAKE NO SH**” attitude. Same one I was raised with even though I was educated by Catholic nuns. And what she says is spot on.

  3. Page says:

    Veronica, crazy as she is, has the uncanny knack of writing something I need to hear just at that moment… Thanks Kate!

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