“Transformation” is so 2012… but Death is forever cool!

VeronicaVeronica is my evil tarot reading twin. Each friday she graces us with her presence and offers up her best advice.


Hezicos Tarot by Mary Griffin

Everyone wants “transformation”!

If you’ve ever been to a life coach’s website or even a new agey site, you will see the word “transformation” splattered all over it, like seagull crap on a pier.

But what IS “transformation”? Simple answer: DEATH!

Oh, so you want to “transform” your life? No, you want your old self to die off.

Do you want to “transform” your thinking? No, you want to murder your negative thoughts.

So why does everyone go around saying “blah blah blah, transformational, blah blah, bullshit, bullshit, blab”?

Because Death is the low effort option, whereas Transformation sounds like a lot of exhausting, hard work, which most average dumbfucks looooove. Or at least love to talk about.

So this weekend, ask yourself: “what old habits would l like to lay to rest?”

OR “what part of my life would l like to have a mini funeral for?”

OR “what aspects of myself would l like to violently shank to death and then forcibly reincarnate as something entirely different?” oh, wait, that sounds more like “transformation”. Nevermind!

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7 Responses to “Transformation” is so 2012… but Death is forever cool!

  1. Chris-Anne says:

    haha. Love your vibe. I’m sure I’ve used transformation somewhere on my website and you’re making me giggle at myself and the community.

    Thank you for your refreshing perspective.

  2. Vandna says:

    Am just laughing thinking about the mini funeral! Thanks Veronica for just making ‘Death’ a let it go easy card. Wondering how you explain the Tower with the same humour 🙂

    Love your Humor 👌

  3. Renée Bissonnette says:

    So very wonderful, and so simple! I kove you!

  4. Christina (Tina) Bott says:

    Love this girl! You go Veronica. You tell it like it is.

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