International Woman of Leisure by day, whipcracking Tarot Reader by night! Veronica is my evil twin and she’s here to slap some sense into you. She wrote this reading with her peacock feather pen while sipping a spiked earl grey tea and then made me type it out on my laptop….that bitch…..
Whenever I’m in a bind I always ask myself WWMCD?
That stands for what would my cat do?
Cats do two things really well:
#1 They are pros at kicking back and relaxing
#2 They couldn’t care less about what you think about them – 0 fucks given.
These are two things you need more of in your life. Trust me.
Who would you be if you acted like a cat? If you could lounge for hours without feeling “guilty”? If everything you did was because it felt good.
Sure you might be a bit of a sociopath, but you’d also be able to let your intuition guide you for once.
And your intuition will probably say things like “skip work today and read dirty novels in the bath” or “fuck herbal tea, let’s go for some vodka and tomato juice”
And that’s okay. Just go with it. See where it takes you…
Just don’t get drunk in the bath…you could die….clutching literary porn.