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Social Etiquette: Veronica style

Veronica is my evil twin/alter ego and queen of Tarot. She has everything I don’t….copious cleavage, hordes of boy toys trailing after her and a hankering for day drinking. The only thing I have in common with her is we … Continue reading

Posted in April 2017, Veronica Noir | 8 Comments

Was someone mean to you? Veronica to the rescue!

Veronica is my badass rebel twin sister who doesn’t take it lying down. She writes smut, astral travels, knows how to fly and eats cute boys for breakfast. And oh yeah, she reads Tarot too… Not sure what’s going on … Continue reading

Posted in April 2017, Veronica Noir | 14 Comments

Veronica needs your help!

Sooooo….Veronica totally dropped the ball today. She forgot to do a reading. She was too busy smoking weed and watching ASMR videos on YouTube last night. I know, I know, I’m just as disgusted with her as you are! So … Continue reading

Posted in April 2017, Veronica Noir | Tagged | 23 Comments

Veronica’s Oscar Picks

Veronica is my nefarious Tarot reading twin. At night she slinks through the streets under the cover of darkness, hunting for young, unsuspecting man-meat. By daylight she naps, writes filth and eats bon bons. But on Fridays, she reads Tarot … Continue reading

Posted in March 2017 | Tagged , | 14 Comments

Veronica’s tip for making resolutions stick

Veronica is my evil alter ego and co-author of my new workbook Your Alter Ego… Revealed!, a fun, sexy workbook that’s perfect for lazy winter afternoons. While some people are helping the homeless this holiday season, Veronica is buying herself … Continue reading

Posted in December 2016, Veronica Noir | Tagged , | 10 Comments

Veronica’s homemade gift guide

International Woman of Leisure by day, whipcracking Tarot Reader by night! Veronica is my evil twin and she’s here to give you some practical gift giving tips, while coming off as incredibly shallow and So today’s Tarot card is Ace … Continue reading

Posted in December 2016, Veronica Noir | 12 Comments

A Faptastic Suggestion from Veronica

My evil twin Veronica was feeling lazy today, so she’s recycling an old reading she did over a year ago….but oh my God, it’s one of my favorites! I hope you like it too…. Ah yes! The Ten of Rods … Continue reading

Posted in November 2015, Veronica Noir | Tagged , , , | 4 Comments

Get WILD! Veronica style

Veronica is my evil twin and Tarot reading superstar! She’s been spending her Summer scoping out hot, gay dudes on the beach (because the only straight dudes seem to be soft, pasty dads) and reading all sorts of low-brow smut. … Continue reading

Posted in August 2015, Veronica Noir | Tagged , , , | 4 Comments

What is true wisdom? Veronica will tell you…

Veronica is my evil twin and alter ego. When she isn’t on the prowl for some sweet young thing, she’s taking over my laptop, knocking back the lime margarita’s as she frantically types out these skanky readings for you…  It’s … Continue reading

Posted in July 2015, Veronica Noir | Tagged , , | 4 Comments

Veronica’s Friday Reading…

Veronica Noir is my batshit crazy twin sister. She is just like me except she’s brilliant, has no sense of guilt or shame, speaks her mind and does whatever she wants, when she wants! Kind of like a psychopath….but with … Continue reading

Posted in June 2015, Veronica Noir | 3 Comments