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Queen of Cups ~ F*ck this Christmas sh*t!

fridays with veronicaVeronica Noir is my batshit crazy twin sister. She is just like me except she’s brilliant, has no sense of guilt or shame, speaks her mind and does whatever she wants, when she wants! Kind of like a psychopath….but with a heart of gold. Oh, and she also reads Tarot…

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Morgan-Greer Tarot

T’is the season…

To be inundated with boring work parties, excruciating family get togethers, shit Christmas music warbling in the background as you shuffle through the mall and the worst thing of all….buying presents for other people. Blech!

“Well at least there’s lots of alcohol around,” purrs the Queen of Cups. “So drink up, slut!”

When you see this Queen’s far off, glazy stare you just know she’s thinking “I’m gonna need to knock back two more goblets of Dubonet to survive listening to Larry from finance drone on about World of Warcraft for the next hour.”

So my advice for this weekend is this: use whatever aids you have available to you – ahem! hard liquor to help get you through this difficult time. And if you end up behaving inappropriately as a result, well…blame it on whoever’s closest. Especially if they’re dressed like a whore.

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Queen of Cups ~ Tarot Card for Friday!

queen of cups tarot card
Robin Wood Tarot

Today’s Tarot card, the Queen of Cups, is here to let you know that connecting with your emotions in a mature way will bring wonderful results today.

The Queen of Cups is intuitive, in touch with her feelings and knows how to use her gifts to help herself and others. Her feelings are deep, yet they do not threaten to overwhelm her – she is the perfect blend of maturity and sensitivity.

As you tap into your inner Queen of Cups, you will find that you know exactly what to say and do – particularly if it is coming from your heart. Today is the perfect day for resolving any relationship issues – both at work and at home.

 

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