The dark side of clearing clutter

veronica 2

Veronica Noir is my alter ego – a sexier, bitchier, more daring version of myself. On Fridays I give this tramp free reign over my blog. Let’s see what raunchy advice she’s cooked up for us today….


Self Card Cards by Cheryl Richardson

Just when you are deep in the throes of Christmas shopping and accumulating even more crap you don’t need, this card pops up and says “let go, clear the clutter”

But before you go on an inspired rampage throwing out your boring clothes and all the stupid candle holders and Jillian Michaels DVDs and shit, stop and think for a sec….

How did you end up with all this lame stuff in the first place?

If you’re one of those people who eats junk all year and then goes on a “cleanse” in January, listen up.

How about just stop putting crap in your body? Stop buying stuff you don’t really need! Then you won’t need to clear clutter or cleanse. I mean jeeeeeez!

Okay, now I’m off to the interwebs to buy myself a rotating star projector , at least three blonde wigs and a bunch of sex books.

Posted in December 2016, Veronica Noir | Leave a comment

Tarot Reading for Dec 5 – 11

I’ve got a cold at the moment so I’m a little croaky and hacky…so sorry for all the coughing! I am using the English Magic Tarot – one of my newest decks…

Have a great week 🙂


Posted in December 2016, Weekly Tarot Forecast Videos | 2 Comments

Bad advice, as usual…or is it?

veronica 2

Veronica is a free spirited tramp who loves to eavesdrop in coffee shops, lead young men astray and of course…read Tarot! Since she’s my evil twin/alter ego, I let her spew her mystical ramblings every Friday on my blog…

five of wands tarot card

Tarot of the Pagan Cats

The Tarot card of the day is the Five of Wands – a card that foretells arguing, scuffles and petty competition. Fun stuff!

An argument may break out in the work lunchroom today…enjoy it!

Someone may try to one up you by trying to do something way better than you can. Let them huff and puff, who gives a shit.

Your lover may be extra quarrelsome with you this weekend – channel all that energy into hot sex and you’re good to go!

My point is this – don’t try to smooth things over like you usually do. Don’t try to be the whiny voice of reason. You’ll miss out on all the fun.

Instead, be an observer. So sit back and enjoy the shitshow!

Posted in December 2016, Veronica Noir | Tagged | 6 Comments

Review of Wisdom Keepers Oracle Deck

Three weeks ago The Wisdom Keepers Oracle Deck by Rosy Aronson showed up on my doorstep.

I opened the deck. I looked through the cards. And oh my god….

I felt like I knew each and every person on these cards. When you watch my video review below you’ll see what I’m talking about….

I’ll sum it up quickly for you in case you don’t have time to watch the whole video…

The Deck

I love this deck!

This deck was made for doing self readings. These cards will help you explore different aspects of your self – working with your shadows and discovering hidden strengths.

The Wisdom Keepers Oracle Deck is ideal for both beginners and experienced card readers.

The Guidebook

The guidebook is amazing. Each card/character gets it’s own story and has it’s dark and light attributes, which I love. I always say that every Tarot/Oracle card has both negative and positive aspects and this guidebook really drives that point home.

Each card has a list of deep questions that you can ask yourself for further insights, making this deck a great tool for self inquiry.

I often just ignore the guidebooks that come with decks, but with this one I actually do refer to it quite often because I like the reflective questions.

Own this deck!

The Wisdom Keepers Oracle Deck by Rosy Aronson can be purchased directly from the Artist’s site or on Amazon.

Rosy’s website also gives some more info about how and why these cards were created, which I enjoyed.

Posted in November 2016 | Tagged | 4 Comments

Tarot Reading for Nov 28 – Dec 4

For this reading I decided to bust out a deck that I really haven’t used in years – the Fenestra Tarot – a deck that I kind of forgot about. It’s such a pretty, feminine deck and I think I’ll be using it more often now…

Have a wonderful week and feel free to add your two cents on these cards in the comment section below 🙂


Posted in November 2016, Weekly Tarot Forecast Videos | 10 Comments

The one question that will change your life

veronica 2

International Woman of Leisure by day, whipcracking Tarot Reader by night! Veronica is my evil twin and she’s here to slap some sense into you. She wrote this reading with her peacock feather pen while sipping a spiked earl grey tea and then made me type it out on my laptop….that bitch…..


Animal Wisdom Tarot by Dawn Brunke

Whenever I’m in a bind I always ask myself WWMCD?

That stands for what would my cat do?

Cats do two things really well:

#1 They are pros at kicking back and relaxing

#2 They couldn’t care less about what you think about them – 0 fucks given.

These are two things you need more of in your life. Trust me.

Who would you be if you acted like a cat? If you could lounge for hours without feeling “guilty”? If everything you did was because it felt good.

Sure you might be a bit of a sociopath, but you’d also be able to let your intuition guide you for once.

And your intuition will probably say things like skip work today and read dirty novels in the bath” or fuck herbal tea, let’s go for some vodka and tomato juice”

And that’s okay. Just go with it. See where it takes you…

Just don’t get drunk in the bath…you could die….clutching literary porn.

Posted in November 2016, Uncategorized, Veronica Noir | Tagged | 7 Comments

Oracle Card Forecast for Nov 21 – 27

Here is your oracle card reading forecast for the week ahead, using the Vintage Wisdom Oracle….

Have a great week 🙂


Posted in November 2016, Weekly Tarot Forecast Videos | 10 Comments

Tired of being nice all the time? Read this….

veronica 2

International Woman of Leisure by day, whipcracking Tarot Reader by night! Veronica is my evil twin and she took a quick break from eating bon bons to write you this tidbit of tasty advice….so take it!

Housewives Tarot

Do you notice how the “bad boys” get all the love?

And how the nice guys in their pastel turtleneck sweaters fail to set your loins aflame?

What if James Bond became an insurance salesman and stopping killing people and leaping across rooftops?

You would need to re-cast someone else in your sex fantasies.

And if you think this only applies to men and not women your dead wrong. Guys love bitches!

Remember Betty and Veronica? Betty was nice, considerate and…..had no worshipers falling at her feet, unlike Veronica, the mean, cold, selfish one.

So don’t be afraid to be a bit of a dick today. Be a little bit dangerous. Complain about your lukewarm soup! Refuse to donate to that boring charity! Sneer at all the cute boys you see today!

Whatever you do, just don’t be nice, for God’s sake!

Posted in November 2016, Veronica Noir | Leave a comment

Oracle Card reading with my brand new deck!!!!

I’m super excited about my newest deck – The Wisdom Keepers Oracle Deck by Rosy Aronson. I think you’ll like it, too!

Have a wonderful week!


Posted in November 2016, Weekly Tarot Forecast Videos | 2 Comments

Stressed? Sad? Anxious? I made a Tarot Spread for you!

Most of us feel stressed, depressed, worried and sad from time to time….and judging from my social media feeds over the last two days, many people are feeling this way right now. So I thought I would create a simple, three card Tarot spread to help anyone who is feeling crappy.

Normally I say “don’t read Tarot for yourself when your upset”, but that’s usually when we most want to do a reading – when we’re feeling hopeless and powerless.

Sometimes it’s hard to keep an open mind and see solutions when in the grip of fear, depression or anxiety, so I’ve created a guided meditation to help you get into your “heart space” and calm your mind. Give it a listen before you do this spread if you feel like you need to.

Listen here



Center card: The Heart of the Issue

  • The underlying issue that's causing you stress or sadness
  • The deeper issue that you need to address
  • What's really going on here
  • Your part in this
  • An unmet need (especially if you get a positive card)

Draw this card first to get some insight into the real issue behind your stress. This will often point to the deeper reason for your stress or sadness.

Often we think we're stressed about one thing, like a massive workload or the mother in law coming to visit, but really we feel stressed because fears of inadequacy are being triggered by the situation.

Left card: Let go of THIS to Feel Better

  • A belief or expectation you hold
  • A habit or behavior pattern
  • An attitude

What do you need to release in order to become peaceful again? What is holding you back from feeling better about this situation?

Right card: Action - Your Point of Power!

  • What you can DO to feel better
  • Action that needs to be taken
  • How you can take back your power

Often, strong negative emotions like sadness, fear, anxiety and anger are there to act as a catalyst for action - to get you moving and taking steps toward what is important to you.  This card will show you how to make the most of your situation and how to take inspired action in your life.

Here is a demonstration of me using this spread to give a reading to a good friend....

I hope you have fun with this spread and that it's a valuable tool for you. Feel free to use oracle cards or angel cards, if that feels better for you 🙂


life path tarot card spread

See more Tarot card spreads!


Posted in 3 card tarot spread, November 2016, Tarot spreads | 12 Comments